A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Yes it's very nice
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south
A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Yes it's very very nice [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/flight_of_the_conchords/a_kiss_is_not_a_contract.html ]
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys
Just because I'm in an acoustic folk band,
It doesn't mean I only want poon-tang
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
Oh because...
I'm only one man
Baby
We're only two men, Ladies
Baby, oh pretty babies