Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your de la soul readalong storybook!
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And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De la soul is dead.
- oh my god, vanilla ice...
- he's so fly!
- the boy is so good.
- did you see his body?
- he could dance too.
- he could.
- he's better than any rapper I ever seen!
- and plus his dancers!
- he's so jammin'!
Jeff: yo, what's up?
Honeys: yo, jeff, where you been, man?
Jeff: guess what I just found, I just found a de la soul tape in the garbage.
Honeys: for real? Let's hear it!
Honeys: aww, be like that!
Mista lawnge: what's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
Honeys: cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!
Jeff: leave me alone!
Lawnge: what do we have here?
Lawnge: listen, you little arsenio hall gum having punk!
Honeys: oooh! You let him call you arsenio! Oooh!
Lawnge: I want the tape!
Jeff: it's mine!
Honeys: oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam him, jeff!
Lawnge: now! I've got the new de la soul tape! Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here!
D. J. Aub: what's up baby?
Lawnge: I just got this de la soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the box? The box!
Mase: so, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!
Aub: I got the bidox, let's do this like brutus!
... 28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve
A specially selected grand prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for three feet
High and rising, this is don newkirk.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/de_la_soul/intro.html