sung* to the same tune as Soul Asylum's "Runaway Train" Shean's *
a cheese and he hits on ugly girls He
thinks that he's the best drinker in the world But
Dan knows that he can drink Shean under the table Because
he's here - he's ready willing, and he's able Why
was Shean in the bathroom for an hour Could?
it be he's doing laundry in the shower Can't?
pay for cigarettes or even for his rent He
doesn't have it but it already is spent You
lazy stinking, fucking, slob Get
off your ass and get a job Maybe
then we wouldn't have to see you here (chorus...
Shean - never come back Run
away to that house that sells crack Get
your fucking ass out of my house I'd
rather live with a cockroach or a mouse Shean
comes home real drunk and he wishes That
tiny elves have cleaned up all the dishes He's
on a diet of spaghetti and baked beans His
smelly feet can make your face turn green What
are all these empty cans doing right here Oh?
I, forgot it's... Shean's admission to "Free Beer" He'll
get real drunk tonight and then what will he do Probably?
start a fight with Pi Alpha Nu If
you come home and break a glass Brett's
gonna kick you in your ass Why
don't you just pass out on the couch (and?
then we'll sign you out) repeat
* chorus Shean *
gets dissed by girls like thirty times a week Sometimes
he gets so mad he hardly even speaks But
that's alright with me - you know I'm not complaining It
just means more air time for me that I am gaining repeat...
* chorus 2x and fade out DEDICATED *
TO THE CREW AT 244 ONTARIO STREET - THE
SUMMER OF '93 ALBANY... NEW, YORK THANKS.....
.. FOR THE MEMORIES
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dans_home_grown/runaway_shean.html