My Inflated Ego lyrics

I called you today and you said 'no'
You think I'm a self obsessed little git
And I think you're right....
I felt her today and she backed off
She thinks I'm a big-headed little tosser
And I think she's right....

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So as I talk about myself
And fuck myself
Try to chat up girls and
Scare them off
Don't deflated my inflated ego

I love myself so much
My willy's gone the other way
Yup, uh-huh...
And now I'm feeling sorry for myself
Can you blame me? Can you?
But if you massage it for me I'll
Show you a good time ba-by!

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Woo-hoo yeah I'm not scared to piss you off on TV
Coz I'm an ignorant dickhead
So put that in your pipe and smoke it, love me
I hurt your feelings
I pleasure myself
And we all live unhappily together in this universe
And the solar system designed for me and my ego
Yeah.... ego-a-go-go-go-go.....

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I'm ballooning, it's ballooning, my man's ballooning...
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