Phone Sex Girl lyrics

Pick up the phone
Get out your tool
Just remember
The golden rule

They're not pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
They're not pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Hi, my name is Belinda
And you've called the Horny Pizza Network
Get out your pepperoni and stick it in my dough
We'll pop it in my oven and see what rises

Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Hi, my name's Buttersticks
And you've called the Horny Primate Hotline
Come on in, give me a call
I've got naughty naughty apes here
They're touching me, oh look out
Oo it's getting creepy, oh my
They're ruining the curtains, call later

They're not pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Hello, my name's Endora
And you've called the Hermaphrodite Bisexual Sexline
Give me a call and I will meet all your needs
Get naked, glisten, I'll call you, roll on the floor
Get the ??? out of the shed with the lock
And beat you

Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty

Now listen, folks:
You get excited
About thinking
How exciting it is to be
Excited
Things are hot
Things are sweaty
There's only one answer
To let it go
Let it go

Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
Pretty
Phone sex girls are not pretty
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