Hot Squat Homber lyrics

He was little but we loved him
He was small but he was swell
He was tiny, how he teased me
Guess he knew how to ring my bell

He was my midget love slave
He was a horny little half-pint
With lovin' for sale
He was my midget love slave
His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayle

The first time that I saw him
Was in a porno production of the Seven Dwarfs
He played a dwarf named Sleazy
One look at his beard and I wanted to score

He was my midget love slave
He was a horny little half-pint
With lovin' for sale
He was my midget love slave
He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail

We were happy together
Making hot love with never a pause
Then one day he left me
For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of Oz

He was my midget love slave
He was a Hot Squat Hombre
With love on his mind
He was my midget love slave
But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
Size don't matter
Size don't matter
Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
Size don't matter
Size don't matter
Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine

Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you.
Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah...
Say why don't you give me a little fidget?
With those clever little digits, baby
Oh come on, do it again
Do it again!
Do it again, baby!
Do it again!