I went and bought myself a ticket and
I sat down in the very first row, wo wo.
They pulled the curtain but then when
They turned the spotlight way down low, wo wo,
Little Egypt came out strotting,
Wearing nothing but a button and a bow, wo wo,
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/coasters/im_a_hog_for_you_baby.html