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Christian Beadles – Doctor Stalker lyrics

It's 10 am and I'm up early with P90x
I'm at the gym as if I'm 'bout to do a lot of reps
I see a couple of girls staring like they're so impressed
Must know I'm 'bout to lift a billion on the bench press

I take my time and stretch... No unnecessary cramps
These two are looking, watching, waitin' for the perfect chance
They wanna ask me for a picture – they're my biggest fans
Or so they think... Secretly... I've been stalking them

Doctor Stalker x4

Time passes slowly – hours later it's 3: 33
I'm headed up Mickyd's... You're coning with me
That value menu is the bomb digi – digity
I'm 'bout to go bottom's up with my Ice Cream

The lady at the window smiles when she looks at me
She's got the fragrance of a Big Mac – with no cheese
Hands me the cone like "here you go sweet pea"
She didn't know – which window I'd been underneath

Doctor Stalker x4

Now you might listen to my song and think it's all pretend
While you've been giggling and tweeting this to all your friends
You think it's over but this games about to begin
What you don't realize is... I just started a new trend

Planking was last week this is about to be what's next
I'm taking pictures of my victims when they least expect
You do a creepy face
Leave the scene without a trace
Upload your picture to space
Stalking all over the place

Doctor Stalker (x4)

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