My art is called egocentric soft porno
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject goes from
Something like anything but me-ism
Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his penis
Or take pics of the chicks
Yeah, you know what I mean
Wouldn't it be easier for Escher
He could drop the marh
And make it happen on his matress
2 girls and a cam
3 girls and a cam
Put a dog there and you got polaroid scam
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
Call me re-vo-lu-tionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
What I do, it's called art-shit
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I'd
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
Lick lick lick my art-tit
Suck suck suck my art-hole
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
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