Brad Paisley
Oneline lyrics
Songwriters: Dubois, Chris; Paisley, Brad; Lovelace, Kelley
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic
I've never been to second base
But there's whole other me
That you need to see, go check out MySpace
'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black-belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life, the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online, I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs
That would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in
Online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Brad P is cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Brad P is cooler online
Yeah, I'm senior online
Hey, I'm cooler online
Oneline lyrics © Didn't Have To Be Music; Emi April Music Inc.; New Sea Gayle Music
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