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Bowling For Soup – Valentino lyrics

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, "You're trying to
Make me fat."

I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall,
Likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said " Oh bother, this is
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're
So stupid."

I won't ever make her wash my car, no!
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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