About "Bo Fo Sho" album:
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"Bo Fo Sho" by Bo Burnham, which was released in 2008 and consists of 4 songs.
Bo Fo Sho
Walkin' my poodles,
Man it never gets old
With dogs on my leash, I got bitches on the hold.
A first AID's kit?
That's a rhesus monkey.
I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie.
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table.
Well I'm the girl for every high school guy
Yeah I got everything
A little shirt and a skirt so high
Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string
I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more
Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend
Well that bitch is a whore
With a capital H-O-A-R
Ignorance is bliss
Im Bo Yo
I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
As they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
Got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
Girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
But girl don't sit on the couch cause I drink my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shit's so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin
I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
My Whole Family
Every time I go to dinner
Seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
I can talk, well they're not able.
When I look at them I find.
There's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was
It's not easy now because...
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