Now Ladies and Gentlemen hurry now to your seats the shows about to begin and my word you're in for a treat. Buckle up your belts now and hold on to your knickers at all costs as we welcome you to Part Two Of Pigs In a Porn Troth.
It's like my lifes a song and everyone knows that if my lights are on then everyone's home and that's a serious shindig a guaranteed fix cause even 20/20 motherfuckers haven't seen shit.
I want the fans and my show to put the mosh in pit. Barbequing with my crew chillin off my tits with a maid that'll slave cook and wash my dick and a house that I own didn't cost me shit.
So just bounce, we up in the club bumper to bumper I just wanna jump in the bunker and hump her like thumper and misses Permie's ass wouldn't stop buzzin and shakin I wanna take her to the she'd (Haha lovin relations).
Just let the touch of fudge spillin out the top of your britches I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. The twisted man on the job when you aint lovin her right. The perverted poetical plumber that's plugging her pipe.
Ayo Ladies (yea) does rubbin a nut make you crazy? (Yea) You got tits and butts with no maybes? (Ohh yea). Well answer me this do you love a good boofin? Well? (Hell yea). Ayo Gentlemen (yea) you ready to up jump and represent? (Yea) if she's game and you game you adventurous? (Yea). You got that look in your eyes now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight.