[Mark:] Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like it's a big rock show, please?
[Mark:] Everyone bring out your lighters cause I know you all smoke pot
[Mark:] Now I want you all to sing along with me...
All is calm
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Mother and child
So tender and mild
[Mark:] Yay! It's Christmas!
[Tom:] Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?!?
[Mark:] Hey! If you're looking for last minute christmas ideas... I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
[Tom:] I want one of those in my stocking!
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/blink_182/silent_night_sing_along.html