I've Underestimated My Charm (Again) lyrics

Like many a Mael,
I get angst in my pants.
And goddamn it to hell,
It don't help if I dance.

And you, you're not doing too well.
All the blogs are about you, girl.
They caught you in the park after dark
Giving head to a statue, girl.
Oh, cruel!

Didn't mean to do you no harm,
I just underestimated my charm.
And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,
Oh, baby, you're too much sugar
For my sweet tooth.
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You're on your honeymoon
And you're sending me notes.
You hope to see me soon.
You've got "see" wrapped
In quotes.
I used to find it funny to say,
"What's your man got to do with me?"
But then I saw him downtown
Placing bets on the hounds.
He was as big as a house!
We can't be messin' around!

Every time we kiss
It's like an inside joke
I always miss.
Our love is like a tug-of-war.
Don't touch me, girl,
I can't hug no more!