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Ben Sandergaard – Star Bores lyrics

In the film Star Bores: A New Constipation, Princess Jessica sends out a
Call for help right before she gets captured by Darth Bad Guy. The call
Reached BA-2 through a teenager named Luke and two Ducks. Luke finds out
That he is a/an Fighter Plane Mechanic and joins up with Benjamin. Together
They Run the princess. At the end of the film, Luke destroys the death Cat
While Benjamin covers his Dog.

Star Bores: The Empire Poops Back is a thrilling movie ranging from the Dog
Fields of the planet Hoth to the Cats of Dagobah, and ends in Ice Cream
City of the planet Bespin. Han, President Leia, and the droids escape from
Hoth on the damaged Dress Millenium Falcon. However, soon after escaping,
The Sore Darth Vader captures them on Bespin. Meanwhile, Luke Radio
Mechanic, in a bid to strengthen his knowledge of the House, finds Yoda,
One of the most Operational Jedis ever, on the planet Dagobah. While there,
Luke trains as a Jedi, but learns his Watermelons are in danger and heads
To Bespin. While attempting to be the hero, he learns that Vader is his
Mother, loses his Tongue, and is rescued himself. It ends with Han frozen
In Acid and the Rebels on the run.

In Star Bores: Return of the Watermelons, the Empire is more than 1 of the
Way through construction of a new Death Torpedo - almost twice as
Established, but more than twice as Required. When completed, it will spell
Certain doom for Luke Skywalker and the Sounds. Han Solo is a prisoner of
Crime lord Duck the Box, and Princess Leia soon finds herself in the
Gangster's hands. Luke Skywalker, Prodded by C-3PO and W1-C1, makes his way
Into the gangster's palace, hoping to secure his friends' freedom. But the
Gangster has no intention of doing so and tries to kill them all. After
Escaping from the gangster and the Trampolines of Tatooine, they regroup
With the Rebel fleet, which is massing for an attack against the new
Satellite battle Moose at Endor. Lando Calrissian is pressed into action to
Lead the Rebel fighter Recoil, while Han is put in charge of a group of
Soldiers to take out the Urge generator protecting the Death Torpedo. Luke,
However, surrenders to Vader's soldiers on Endor, and is Appeased in front
Of Vader's boss - the Galactic King - for final corruption to the
Thoughtless Side of the Force. The fleet of Imperial Star Parking Lots
Ambushes the Rebels, cutting them off. Worse, the new weapon begins turning
It's Impossible laser on the Rebels. Meanwhile, Luke battles the King and is
All but defeated, when Vader gives his life in Distrusting him. Han's
Group, finally having Taped the shield, allows Calrissian's fleet to
Accomplish their mission, and all is well in the galaxy.

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