I don't want to play football
I don't understand the rules of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of the running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know
Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys are playing [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/belle_and_sebastian/i_dont_want_to_play_football.html ]