Santa’s Beard lyrics

I wanna meet santa claus, the real real santaI wanna meet santa claus, the real real santaI wanna see santa claus, the real real santaHe wants to meet ol’ santa clausI took my brother to the department storeHe wanted to show santa his christmas listHe stood in line and he shook like a leafHe’s only five and a half goin’ on sixHe said, is that (that santa) really santa claus,Really really (the real santa) santa claus? Is that (that santa) really santa claus, really really santa? (I hope he doesn’t pull santa’s beard)Is that (that santa) really santa claus,Really really (the real santa) santa? Hope he thinks that’s santa clausI picked him up and put him on santa’s lapAnd then he pulled the pillow out of his shirtHe yanked the beard right on off of his chinAnd in his eyes I could see he was hurtHe said, you’re not (not santa) really santa claus,You’re really not (the real santa) santa clausYou’re not (not santa) really santa claus,You’re really not santa (he shouldn’ta pulled santa’s beard)You’re not (not santa) santa claus,You’re really not (the real santa) santaHe’s just helpin’ santa clausHe’s just helpin’ (helpin’ santa) santa claus,The real (the real santa) real santaHe’s helpin’ (helpin’ santa) santa claus,The real (the real santa) real santaHe’s just helpin’ (helpin’ santa) santa claus,The real (the real santa) real santaHe’s just helpin’ santa clausHe’s just helpin’ (helpin’ santa) santa claus,The real (the real santa) real santaHe’s just helpin’ (helpin’ santa) santa claus,The real (he shouldn’ta pulled santa’s beard) real santaHe’s just helpin’ (helpin’ santa) santa claus,The real (the real santa) real santaHe’s just helpin’ santa claus
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