Barenaked Ladies – Never Is Enough lyrics

What am I, to wake up suddenly and then enroll at the local college,
Earn me a degree and I can work weekends?
If I work real hard, I can mow your backyard
I could go to Europe, travel with my friends
I could blow a thousand deutschmarks to get drunk in a pub with some
Australians
Buy a shiny backpack, sew a flag on the back
Chorus:
I think never is enough (yeah, never is enough)
I never wanna do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah, never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
I never had to spend a summer plantin' trees
I never made my way through forest inch by inch doubled over on my
Hands
And knees
Never spent a single day in retail
Tellin' people what they wanna hear, tellin' people anything to make a
Sale
Eating in a food court with the old and the bored. Ould be
I think never is enough (yeah, never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
The world's your oyster shell, so what's that funny smell?
You eat the bible anyway, you'll soon get salmonella
You get your dhe, how happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's and are honored with employee of the
Month
I think never is enough (yeah, never is enough)
I never wanna do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah, never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
(x3)