Clicker Blues lyrics

Remember when...Online was where you hung the washAnd a megabyte was a really big noshAnd if it was a virus you gotYou went to the doctor and got a shot, uhhh.Internet or interfaceDownload, upload, databasePixel, shmixle, cyber speakThey may as well be speaking greek!Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum backA hack drove a cabAnd a burgral was a macModems, chat rooms, dos and dotsA mouse in your pad, that’s why we had catsNowadays... you need a degree from mitTo operate your own tvI used to find a channel quickerWhen all you needed was one clickerListen, I don’t mean to bickerBut now my clicker has a clickerAnd each new clicker makes me sickerIf I could only find a clickerTo turn all the clickers off!!!
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