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Life isn't always easy
It isn't always fun
When you lose direction
Your world can come undone
When you're in need of guidance
And help is over due
You might ask yourself this question
What Would Jesus Do?

If he were at a party
And the host ran out of wine
He'd make some more with magic
And bring on back good times
But in this situation
You couldn't see it through
He's the son of God
And he s***s all over you

You can't do what Jesus can do
You're the King of Nothing, and he's the King of Jews
He knows every magic trick, you only know a few
Don't even bother asking
What Would Jesus Do?

Can you heal a leper?
Or feed the crowd with fish and bread?
Can you walk on water?
Did you rise from the dead?
And did you give your life up
To save humans from bad luck?
Were you born of virgin birth,
Or did your parents... Fuck?

You can't do what Jesus can do
He had twelve apostles, and no one follows you
When faced with a dilemma
Let logic guide you through
What kind of dick-head wonders
What Would Jesus Do?

When Jesus was betrayed
And robbed of all his trust
He used His laser vision
And turned Judas into dust
When Lois Lane was dying
Jesus held her in his arms
He flew backwards 'round the world
To keep her safe from harm
When Jesus tours the country
In His Rock n' Roll band Kiss
A thousands cheer his music
Even tough it's hit and miss

You can't do what Jesus can do
(Jesus s***s all over you)
There are three of Him, and there's only one of you
(And Jesus can fly)
He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu
(You're good at nothing)
He's a zombie wizard who also knows Kung-Fu

So next time you're in trouble
Thinking What Would Jesus do
Try not to forget
He's a million, billion, trillion times
Better than you

God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Gave Rock n' Roll to everyone,
God gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Gave Rock n' Roll to you,
Put it in the soul of everyone.

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    Jesus would give up everything to help you. He left heven to die and take our sins on the cross. He loved us that much. Wow! That's some crazy love. Isn't jesus amazing! Do right. Thirst for god's rightiousness. That's what jesus would do. He wouldn't hate. He loves every one no matter who they are or what they have done. We as christians need to live our lives as he would. Do as jesus would do.
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