http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/ What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
4 years of ...
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Bad Idea Bear #2:
She's wasted!
Bad Idea Bears:
Yaaay!
Kate ...
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Princeton:
Yeah.
Brian:
Listen, buddy, nobody’s seen ya for two weeks.
What’s ...
View There's Life Outside Your Apartment lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/theres_life_outside_your_apartment.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/theres_life_outside_your_apartment.html There's a fine, fine line
between a lover, and a friend.
There's a fine, fine ...
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Christmas Eve:
Do you ...
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CHRISTMAS
Ha! You tink ...
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Help the homeless!
Ooh! Hey Princeton!
Give me a quarter!
Here in my ...
View The Money Song lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/the_money_song.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/the_money_song.html The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I’ve got a fast ...
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It's a lovely day,
a perfect morning
for a kid to play,
but you've ...
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Nicky:
What's the matter Kate?
Kate:
I can't go with you to ...
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special.
When it sucks to be you.
Let me make you feel
special.
For an ...
View Special lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/special.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/special.html How much do we get?
Princeton:
Boy, it’s not very much at all, is it?
Brian:
Never ...
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And feelin' really crappy.
Nikki:
I’ll say.
Gary:
And when ...
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I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't ...
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It’s that little flame
That lights a fire
Under your ass.
Ha!
Purpose.
It ...
View Purpose lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/purpose.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/purpose.html Princeton.
He likes me.
I think he likes me.
Does does he 'like me' like me,
Like I ...
View Mix Tape lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/mix_tape.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/mix_tape.html I'm not wearing underwear today,
No im not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably ...
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My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to ...
View If You Were Gay lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/if_you_were_gay.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/if_you_were_gay.html I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
NICKY:
What would ...
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GARY COLEMAN:
Maybe you'll never find your ...
View For Now lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/for_now.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/for_now.html It sure can get lonely at night. Nicky, you awake?
Nicky:
Uh Is that a unicorn?
Rod:
Uh. ...
View Fantasies Come True lyrics]]> http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/fantasies_come_true.html http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/avenue_q/fantasies_come_true.html Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
Kate Monster:
Sure!
Princeton:
Well, you know ...
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