Magic Chicken! (listen) (see) lyrics

I was born out back, behind the CHICKEN shack, I was raised in a
Cardboard box. And before when I was single, I
Used to hear the chicken jingle, that's how I learned the CHICKEN rock.
When I'm in the mood dude, I get some
Nuggets and stuff. And head on down to the fight, I'm rolling in my
Wheelchair, zipping down the hill, I'm yelling
"CHICKEN" in the middle of the night.
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh. Chicken makes me feel so good.
When I first met me baby, I was sipping chicken gravy, and I thought I
Had to close up shop (weee bang). Now
Were wedding in a chapel, eating CHICKEN, drinking Snapple, our CHICKEN
Love you just can't stop. When I'm
Done a working, a sweating and a jerking, and the boss-man comes and
Tells me when... I'm going home to baby,
Got my CHICKEN, got my gravy, and we do the CHICKEN dance again...

Do the popcorn chicken. (Do the popcorn chicken). Do the K-F-C (Do the
K-F-C). Do the buffalo wing (Do the
Buffalo wing). Do the pioneer (Do the pioneer). Can you dig it? We got
The CHICKEN. Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up,
We got some CHICKEN guts in a CHICKEN CUP.
I'm a CHICKEN ma-chine
Roscoe's - we got the CHICKEN. Goldenbasket - we got the CHICKEN.
Popeye's - we got the CHICKEN. Pappy
Parker's - we got the CHICKEN.