Saturday night at
The high school dance
A fella comes in
Wearing baggy pants
He starts to sing
Like a wounded hound
And the gals all screamed
And gathered round
[CHORUS]
Bow wow, bow wow
Jo-Jo, the dog-faced boy
Bow wow, bow wow
Jo-Jo, the dog-faced boy
Eyes bugged out
Through a patch of wool
His face hung down
Like a Boston bull [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/annette_funicello/jo_jo_the_dog_faced_boy.html ]
The gals all clapped
Till their hands were red
The dog-faced boy was
Knocking 'em dead
[Repeat CHORUS]
Played the guitar and
Then hummed two C's
Then he rolled on the floor
Like a Pekinese
He almost shook
Himself in half
And the gals lined up
For his autograph
[Repeat CHORUS]
I wish I had
What Jo-Jo had
Drove the crowd
Stark raving mad
They ripped the clothes
Right off his back
When he roared away
In his Cadillac