Yakko: An anvil's black and shiny
Dot: It's very heavy too
Wakko: So watch out, my chubby friend
Yw+D: Or one will fall on you!
Baloney: (spoken) On me? Heh hah huh huh!
Dot: (spoken) That wasn't pretty.
Yakko: But it had to be done.
Baloney: Heh huh huh huh huh! Great song! Heh huh huh huh!
Neato completo yippie!
Wakko: It's unstoppable!!!
Yakko: Call in the National Guard!
Dot: Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!
Baloney: Let's sing it again! I lovey-dovey loved it!
Yakko: It's made of solid iron
Dot: It weighs a ton or two
Wakko: We know you'd like to meet it
Yw+D: It wants to meet you too!
Baloney: Huh hu--
Baloney: (spoken) Yay! Let's do it again!
Yakko: Now it's gettin' scary.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/animaniacs/the_anvil_song.html