I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey
And you looked like Roseanne Barr [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/anal_cunt/you_were_too_ugly_to_rape_so_i_just_beat_the_shit_out_of_you.html ]
[Chorus:]
You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up
When I looked at you, I had to throw up
I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Sheila Micheals
I drank another case of everclear
And you looked like Ileana Douglas
