You couldn't pick up a guy at the gay bar
Male prostitutes wouldn't take your money
You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your own
So you broke into a sperm bank, you cum guzzling fag
You're fucking gay, you're fucking gay
I only wrote this song to piss people off who are gay
When you broke in, Rod Stuart had already beaten you there
Luckily you were both good friends
You both sat around and drank 10 gallons of sperm
While listening to Los Cudros and watching Marilyn Manson videos [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/anal_cunt/you_robbed_a_sperm_bank_because_youre_ahellip.html ]
