Your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid
Your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/anal_cunt/you_look_adopted.html ]
[chorus:]
You look adopted [x4]
You hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a.
You won't bring friends to your house,you've got two fathers and thier both fucking gay