*** Verse 1:
Gma9 D
He's infinitely wise
D/C# Bm Bm/A G
But he infinitely lies
Em /G D G2 D-D2
We're no longer just plain folks
Gma9 D
No, we're old and sad and bored
D/C# Bm Bm/A G
And we're not funny anymore
F#m7 Em D G2 D-D2
We're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes
*** Verse 2:
Well I couldn't do a thing Gma9 | D
Couldn't even set the spring D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
Couldn't see you through the spokes Em /G | D | G2 | D D2
Now it's not exactly new Gma9 | D
And so we're infinitely blue D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
We're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes F#m7 Em | D
*** Instrumental
*** Verse 3:
I appeal to my belief Gma9 | D
Won't you put us on relief D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
So we'll know it's not a hoax Em /G | D | G2 | D D2
But we're barely worth the wait Gma9 | D
We're just slightly out of date D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
We're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes Em /G | D