Flat Battery lyrics

I gotta talk to them
it's really important that I get in touch
But my phone battery's gone flat
I tried to recharge it
By forcing the end into a power socket
But that didn't work
Lordy lordy lordy my phone battery's gone flat
Buy a
pigeon
Buy a pigeon
Teach it carry your message home
Buy a pigeon
Buy a pigeon
But make sure it's not too fat
Goddamn it! Ay!
Time to buy a new battery!
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